From Oki Dog on Fairfax in West Hollywood: two hot dogs covered with chili, cheese and pastrami wrapped in a tortilla. La Diva passed the joint many times herself when living in L.A. and although I was always curious about the taste, the place just looked so run-down and unsavory, and the sandwich so unappealing, that I was never tempted to try one! Darlings! Last week while La Diva was trolling about the web and checking out fellow blogging bud "Mommy Has A Headache," when I came upon something hilarious and disgusting at the same time:
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!
It's a blogging site dedicated to pictorially glorifying the most nauseating and exceedingly stellar caloric cuisine combos all done in FOOD PORN technicolor!!!
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!
It's a blogging site dedicated to pictorially glorifying the most nauseating and exceedingly stellar caloric cuisine combos all done in FOOD PORN technicolor!!!
What makes some people put together these ghastly gastro-medleys?
Perhaps it's a hangover?
Perhaps it's some poor college kid trying to stretch a dollar?
Or maybe its from a drunken garbage-gorging orgy at 3 am?
But YOU know that's not why. You know it's really because you just can't help yourself. You're addicted to the salt. The grease. The sugar. You crave it, you need it.
And THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!
And THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!
The funny thing is, La Diva was getting quite hungry looking at these photos! What does THAT say? (Ok, to be fair, it was just before dinner and all the burger entries were actually looking pretty damn good...)
So, let's get started shall we?
Fried chicken patty stuffed between two jelly doughnuts. Hmpf. That ain't so bad. La Diva thinks it could use a bit of mayo. 
The Rubix Cubewich for those with jaws like pythons.
Breaded and fried cheese ravioli. This is actually pretty tame compared to the other stuff but La Diva used to see this on menus in Chicago. I never really understood the attraction to this...breaded pasta? La Diva is really not into CARB ON CARB action.
Bread infused with ground beef, sausage, and cheese. La Diva actually thinks this could be a sensible dish for a hungry mob.
A 14 inch po-boy filled with eight six ounce cheeseburger patties. Ok, NO ONE says you have to eat this alone. You can share. But I know you won't, bee-yotch!
Bacon Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup: You know you want it Shamu! Admit it.
La Diva thought this entry was pretty clever. Jell-O Mold Cheeseburger: Vanilla and walnut flavored Jell-O bun, pistachio flavored lettuce, cherry and cherry cream Jell-O tomatoes, chocolate and chocolate mousse flavored Jell-O burger, orange-lemon Jell-O cheese, lemon-lime Jell-O pickles and coconut flavored Jell-O onions.
Bacon-stuffed waffles. La Diva is thinking that it seems downright practical to just put the bacon right into the waffle! Why not?
Domino’s Three Cheese Mac-N-Cheese Pasta Bread Bowl: Yep, I'm PROUD to be an American!!
Snicker Bar Pancakes: three buttermilk pancakes topped with chocolate syrup, caramel, peanuts and whipped cream. Mmmm...I can feel my teeth beginning to rot just looking at this!
Fried corn dogs wrapped in American cheese and biscuit dough is a carb and salt lovers nirvana! OH MY GOD, I can see you drooling!!
Ah, La Diva thought this creation topped them all! The Luther Rory: a one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese, four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.Get yer greasy freak on, m'kay?!
So, feel like having a little PERVE and spying on this nasty-ass food porn for yourself? Well, put on your trench coat, honey, and clickety-click HERE!
Do you have a disgusting "gourmet" guilty pleasure you tell no one about but eat late at night alone in a darkened room? THEN TELL LA DIVA! You can sign in anonymously and La Diva will watch. Ahem. I mean read!Ciao, darlings! cooking class, cocktails, parties, cocktail party, Miami, coral gables, events, bartending class, cocktail class, Laura Lafata, Miami Beach, miami cooking classes, bachelorette parties, bachelorette party, personal chef, corporate events, catering
I have nothing to say other than I am stunned speechless. And I'm hungry!
ReplyDeleteOh, YES !!! I think I might need a towel !
ReplyDeleteHmmm...one of my guilty pleasures is a Jumbo "Little Debbie" fudge round between 2 hamburger buns slathered with peanut butter, covered in blueberry syrup.
Sounds gross, but most food porn IS.
Hey, you wanted to know.
Heff, that's not too bad, I mean hamburger buns are pretty sugary themselves. Didn't know you had a sweet tooth.
ReplyDeleteI actually like fried chicken and waffles in syrup from Roscoes Chicken and Waffles in L.A. Never heard of that combo before until I moved there. The brothers like their food sweet!
Oh wait a minute, Heff, I remember you had trays and trays of brownies, yes, you DO have a major sweet tooth!
ReplyDeleteCome to Canada and eat poutine: the holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds.
ReplyDeletebwahahaahahahahahahahah. Great post and to end with the HUFF?
ReplyDeletenow I'm not so hungry.
My worst meal is nachos - with lots of cheese and sour cream.
and I think Shamu will want those bacon-y dee-lites, yes you betcha.
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with donut and meat sammies??
What? No cheesecake grilled cheese sandwich?
(ahhhhhfoodpornaaahhhhhh the only porn that's safe for work)
I think Mickey D's is to blame by introducing Americans to the Griddler, that's a pancake, sausage and egg sammie.
ReplyDeleteMJ, I loves me some fries and gravy but never had it with the cheese curds. Have only seen curds in Wisconsin and chips and gravy in Oz.
ReplyDeleteI buy a small container of whole milk once in a while.
ReplyDeleteOH.MY.GOD! That is Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI actually use it as a diet control aid. One look at that site and I lose my appetite for at least ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteperversions: I will eat any kind of chocolate but not with bacon in it
Honey, this is like looking at straightboy freak porn of overweight pregnant Ladies doing the nasty with sumo wrestlers. Yes, it's porn, but does it appeal to those of us with more delicate sensibilities? Nope.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I told you it was Nas-tay!
ReplyDeleteHalf cup sour cream. Quarter cup ranch dressing. Eighth cup blue cheese crumbles. Mix together in bowl. Pull out one bag puffy Cheetos. Dip puffy Cheetos one at a time into sour cream mixture. Repeat until one or the other is gone. Go to bed. Wake up the next morning and head out for a six bazillion mile run to atone for one's sins.
ReplyDeleteI don't have MUCH of a sweet tooth, but when I fall off the wagon, I go APESHIT, LOL !
ReplyDeleteI eat eagle brand condensed milk straight out of the can...oh, the shame!
ReplyDelete@Jill: I do that too!
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather used to put a can of it in my stocking every Christmas!
ReplyDeleteMake it four, hubby and me love it too. I gave him the can to lick when I made a banoffee pie not to long ago, heaven. Although by the time the pie came out, I wasn't to interested!!!
ReplyDeleteI was just "googling" for upcoming blog post fodder, and it brought me to this site, LOL !!!
ReplyDeleteLa Diva is all over the Internets!
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